The Ludicrously Tragic

It's kitsch, it's camp!

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Sarlacc Pit - Return of the Jedi 

ESB and ROTJ are playing almost nonstop on Spike right now. Of course I’m watching.

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Filed under probably my favorite thing to ever rp was the rotj premiere all the star wars nerd characters were freaking the fuck out and like preparing to spend their entire life in that theater just watching that movie until they starved to death idk how we got them away blew up the theater? ima go with blowing up all the theaters in the uk in the world

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When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

esotericfallacy:

I felt a wide range of emotions while reading this, but the last little bit was the sensation of pure awesome.

yolo-tier:

welcome-to-the-sinners-ball:

imgayitsok:

God bless drag queens.

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If you don’t reblog this, then you hate Harry Potter.

nymeses:

jessthepotato:

itsbleeding-insideme:

I’m obligated as a resident of Earth

FOREVER REBLOG

well, can’t have people think I hate Harry Potter now can I?

I’m sorry, but my existence obligates me to reblog this. :/

FOREVER REBLOG

Who wouldn’t reblog this?

I just had to reblog after I had. Sorry. DEAL WITH IT.

Reblogging for ALL the gifs/images!

IT’S ALL RIGHT GUYS. I DIDN’T REBLOG THIS BEFORE BECAUSE I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT IT. I DON’T HATE HARRY POTTER.

:( But it’s true.

(Source: mrs-potter, via carolynnawilliams)

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ftmark: wejussomemothafuckenkids: amethystarcher: drunkartie: nom-chompsky: kyssthis16: kit-kat-o-graham: alcoholicgifts: merlinsbearddd: dionthesocialist: yeezysdisciple: hamburgerjack: ai-yo: sooolondon: yeezysdisciple: cherishherthoughts: There is no “U” in Freedom. Its called English and not American for a reason. Get with the U America Exactly!!!!!! And this is a biscuit and this is jelly and these are called crisps Get it right You’re all freaks. We rebeled for a reason. yall wasn’t talking all that shit when we whooped that ass back in the 1700’s step to us one more gin see don’t we do it again. Don’t forget who had your back during WWII. Literally my fave thing about the USA is how we said “fuck your redcoat language” when England acted stupid and made weird changes like dropping the U (and other stuff) have we all conveniently forgotten who else uses the u? okay…

ftmark:

wejussomemothafuckenkids:

amethystarcher:

drunkartie:

nom-chompsky:

kyssthis16:

kit-kat-o-graham:

alcoholicgifts:

merlinsbearddd:

dionthesocialist:

yeezysdisciple:

hamburgerjack:

ai-yo:

sooolondon:

yeezysdisciple:

cherishherthoughts:

There is no “U” in Freedom.

Its called English and not American for a reason. Get with the U America

Exactly!!!!!!

And this is a biscuit

and this is jelly

and these are called crisps

Get it right

You’re all freaks. We rebeled for a reason.

yall wasn’t talking all that shit when we whooped that ass back in the 1700’s

step to us one more gin see don’t we do it again.

Don’t forget who had your back during WWII.

Literally my fave thing about the USA is how we said “fuck your redcoat language” when England acted stupid and made weird changes like dropping the U (and other stuff)

have we all conveniently forgotten who else uses the u?

okay…

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen, via carolynnawilliams)

Filed under just putting this here to cheer me up on bad days submission